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river-cricket

That river-cricket stole my car.
by Doug Roepke January 15, 2008
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Cricket

The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.
In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"
by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006
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coricidin

coricidin is also reffered to as skittles, triple c's, whities, etc. . .
if you take more than the recomended dose i guarrantee you the best trip you will ever have. that is if you like trippin balls. if you just like to get a little buzz these are not the things for you to take. trippin skittles is like a very weird dream. everything just seems so weird and different even if everything is fine. for example, one time i popped 16 of them bitches and was sitting downstairs w/ my older brother and i looked at him and was like, wat time is it? and he was like, its 7. i said. . .7? 7? is that late? its 7? 7,7,7,7,7,7, etc. and just kept saying 7 really fast for no reason. and one time when i was at school i took 20, layed my head down on the desk when i started to trip, then i felt like i was gonna throw up but in my mind i thought ppl would've thought i was weird if i got up, so i sat there and started puking up spit and was gagging real bad, then when i got done i layed my head right down in it and went to sleep. lol. they also make you walk like a duck. but if you smoke pot on top of it you'll walk like a robot and get incredibly fucked up. i've had a few ppl tell me that they never wanted to see those things again b/c they got too fucked up and it freaked them out. but i dont recomend anyone take them. they're VERY dangerous. i got hooked on them BAD. i got used to throwing up every time i took them so i made sure i was around a trash can an hour after taking them. it got so bad that i ended up having to crush them up just to take them b/c i couldn't put them in my mouth w/ out throwing up. i could look at them and gag. but anyways, DONT TAKE THEM TO GET FUCKED UP!! the high you get is from your brain swelling and the blood running down the back of your neck and spine!! its a KICK ASS trip but i'de hate to be the one to pay the consequences!
trippin on coricidin is a trip i guarrantee you will not get from anything else!
by ex skittle head May 24, 2008
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coricidin

WARNING: Don't use coricidin to trip. Tripping on DXM is great, but not on Coricidin. See dxm.
From erowid.org:

"WARNING: Many DXM-containing products (such as Coricidin Cough and Cold)
also contain other active ingredients which can be dangerous or even fatal in
high doses."
by where am i? April 4, 2005
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cricket leggin

so messed up your leggs feel like jello when you walk and bend weird ways
by BIG D DOIRON April 8, 2011
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defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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crotch crickets

slang for crabs, lice in the pubic area
by AK-85 April 22, 2006
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