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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Blender

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it inthe Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny
Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”
by Blanderdash October 3, 2025
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splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.
"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."
by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008
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swear blender

one who blends swears, to mix profanities
The corporate accountant became a champion swear blender the day she called that guy a f*cktarded douche-wipe.
by mzpiklz November 11, 2010
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Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013
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