Whitner

A person who is a legend in their own mind. A person that is truly convinced that all of the bullshit that comes from their mouth is a statement of fact and relevance. Basically, a complete fucking moron.

That guy is such a dick. He talks so much shit. What a Whitner!

by mishnel January 11, 2012

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

Lottery Whiner

A person who is always whining about not winning the lottery.

Whiner- Man i never win the lottery I play 20 bucks a day for 20 years and never win big.

Friend says-Hey would you like some cheese to go with that whine? If you don't win than stop playing you Lottery Whiner.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

Whisterpoop

1. to deficate out of a helicopter 2. a slight swift smack to the side of the head.

the dumb rich fuck spent all his money to whisterpoop during the game.

by Casey Dyer July 30, 2008

wintersed

1. Of or relating to the act of Keith Winters foiling one's plans to do something enjoyable.
2. To be Wintersed.

Ready to hit the slopes, I looked for my board only to find it missing. I knew right then that I had been Wintersed once again.

by not applicable March 27, 2003

Winters Texas

Small, crappy town in Texas. It's filled with people who are small, backwards and dumb.

Sue: Whats the dumbest town in Texas?

Mary: Winters Texas is the dumbest town in Texas.

by tmg2006 June 28, 2009