table girl

a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.

they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.

by Angelacia March 10, 2011

Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

Twazle

(verb) To stimulate a womans clitorus with your penis.

(Man) You should have seen the look on her face when I was twazling her.

(woman) I've never had a guy twazle me like that. It was unbelievable!

by Lue Stoolz February 16, 2010

Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010

tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011