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Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

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name for a group of 8 to 30 freshman walking together on campus, i.e. a gaggle of geese; a bother of freshman.
noun
I was late to class because of a slow ass bother of freshman!
by Jonah Donut Boner August 22, 2010

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