The D Tonk

A mean motherfuckin' son of a gun.

'Awwwh man, I got d tonked last night'
'Shitson, I'm so gonna get myself some of The D Tonk next weekend'

by Amysmumhasgotitgoingon February 6, 2009

twonker

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

tonka

tonka or a large penis

thats a fine tonka hanging from your leg

by santorini January 25, 2009

TONK

Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.

1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.

2 - And the tonks keep comming.

by AZ Mustangs August 9, 2006

Tonks

A BABE

What a tonks

by hollieeeeee12323413245 October 19, 2011

Tonky

Usually not good, something that is not meant to be there can be referred to as ‘tonk’. If you are feeling tonky you are not feeling good. And you may have tonk on you if you stand up after sitting on grass etc. Can be used in multiple contexts.

Man1: oh man! Look at this tonky tonk on my leg! Yuck!
Man2: what the tonk!

by Doglover1132 December 23, 2017

tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed

Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day

by The Big Prune January 31, 2018