Tortilla Chip Tits

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

coffee time

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

by midspin69 August 12, 2019

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Donald Trump Tie

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.

See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One

Look at your wrecked Donald Trump Tie. Pull it through your legs and make yourself a g- string!

by AluminumAzalea March 9, 2017

Timo

Timo is an optimistic person. he knows exactly how to cheer people up. He is one of the most caring and sweet people I know. He is adventurous, and is always in to try something new. He has a strong spirit, you can see it in his beautifull gleaming eyes.

Timo is such an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

till the end of the line

A set of fucking marriage vows exchanged between Steve Rogers and James "Bucky" Barnes that were powerful enough to break through 70 goddamn years of brainwashing.

Right, "till the end of the line" was totally part of a platonic relationship. Mm hmm. Sure. Stop fucking queerbaiting, Russos, and give us our canon non-stereotypical bisexual relationship.

by bisexualjew August 31, 2016

It's Morbin' Time.

Famous catchphrase uttered by Morbius at the climax of the highest-grossing film of all time, "Morbius".

"I cried when he said "It's Morbin' Time." such an emotional moment!"

by Morboid April 30, 2022