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statdict

(noun) - a person who feels compelled to constantly update his/her facebook status with irrelevant, uninteresting messages. "Statdicted" is an adjectival form used to describe such a person.
Jane just updated her FB status from "had cheerios for breakfast" to "sneezed three times." Seriously, no one cares. She is such a statdict!

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She is so statdicted!
by english15 July 22, 2009
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statecation

My family and I enjoyed our statecation and discovered beatuiful and amazing things around the state.
by This Guy V2G October 30, 2010
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smoatns

Oi Scott, SMOATNS
by miscuser October 26, 2013
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State of Jefferson

A proposed US state combining the counties of Southern Oregon and Northern California. The movement was started my the mayor of Port Orford, Oregon in the early 1940s, but the attack on Pearl Harbor brought the movement to a halt. The proposal's influence remains in the area's NPR network (called Jefferson Public Radio) and in an Oregon Highway named the State of Jefferson Scenic Byway.
The State of Jefferson was going to be the 51st U.S. state.
by #mynameisjeff October 29, 2017
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Spoataneous

When the pussy’s too wide so you gotta go anal
Kyle went to Vegas but the hallways where too big so he got spoataneous.
by Clawslaw December 14, 2019
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staten island haircut

A mob term for slitting someone’s throat generally done by a mob patsy or associate. Defined by Big sexy
generally happens to a buttafuoco Sitting in the barber chair the mob sends a patsy in to slice em ear to around the neck. Hey tommy need ya to run on down to the ole barber and give little franky that slimy buttafuoco a Staten Island haircut real quick or ya can fa get about us opening are books for ya !
by Big sexy the only whop in mn October 14, 2020
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Skoatch

(noun) (verb) (adjective) and sometimes even (pronoun); Anything. Everything. Nothing.. It means.. whatever you want it to mean!
"Hey Skoatch!"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"
by The Higher Ups November 15, 2021
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