Splook

When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.

I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

by hoosasporker May 20, 2009

Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 3, 2009

meat spork

another common name for a male penis

He tried to pork Judy with his meat spork.

by Kris August 10, 2004

spork

A combonation between a spoon and a fork

Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Splorange

1. The only word that rhymes with orange.

2. A lesbian act between two female dogs and a female pot-bellied pig.

There was much squealing and growling from the Splorange

by Uthiem February 14, 2008

spnork

The ultimate table utensil. A spoon, fork and knife all in one. For the fat and lazy php programmer who is not willing to leave his desk to eat. It is the next evolutionary step to the knoon. Founded by blah who is smarterer than CaPs_

Synonym for spknork

The murder weapon was a spnork.

by [blah] May 19, 2005