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Splooge and puke mixed together...SPLOOK!!!
So this girl was deep throating me when she gagged and threw up when I splooged, the splook got everywhere!
Splook by BigDubD15 March 20, 2009
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Someone who has no idea what they are talking about. This word was accidentally created one day and has taken off as a regular everyday word.
That splook keeps going on and on making it up as she goes. She is so full of BS.
splook by Finity026 May 2, 2010
When your penis fires out its sperm after you masterbate.
I Splooked so hard there were spider webs in my room!!
Splook by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.
So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john
Splook by Roastr2 February 13, 2022

splook splaaack

"Dude i just splook splaaacked in my pants"
splook splaaack by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Kira splook 

A Kira splook is a well known phrase for a corrupt ovary, sometimes cancerous. It's best not to use this with any of your relatives, unless they have ovary cancer, of course
My Aunt has Kira splook🥺
Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020

Kira splook 

To have a Kira splook is to have a cencerpus, degenerative disorder in your ovaries. It's most effective to use this against people you hate.
Kira splook by Mzhol224 June 4, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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