A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.
So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john
A Kira splook is a well known phrase for a corrupt ovary, sometimes cancerous. It's best not to use this with any of your relatives, unless they have ovary cancer, of course