Phillip Seymore Cat

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."

TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.

by Crystal666 December 4, 2010

Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013

A Seymour

A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.

1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'

by Mr Bahaha August 31, 2014

amy seymour

Amy Seymour is a badass chick who aint afraid to tell it llike it is. shes a sassy gal who, if u push the wrong buttons, can destroy your will to live, she is loving and caring to her friends and family, but if u do anything to hurt her or her bffs, she will make sure u know that she doesnt like you, THE HARD WAY. Amy is always nice at first but dont mess with Amy Seymour!! P.S She is also best friends with Jasmine Green:)

Amy Seymour Is awesome sauce 101!

by Harley.G April 21, 2018

arlo symons

A very smelly guy

U arlo symons smells like an arlo symons

by WillSucksAtSwimming October 3, 2019

camp seymore

the camp you went to as a child.
you cant deny it camp seymore was your life 5th grade camp like...'
remember the weird kid called josiah that thought he was cool but all he did was act like a stupid rich kid who is an absolute dumbass when it comes to math.

"damn camp seymore was my childhood man!"

by THE KID WITH NO DUD November 12, 2019

Jenna Symon

A Breed Of Lebanese Hippo.

“Wow!, Look at the jaw on that Jenna Symon”

by AlexIsOnBlogTV February 14, 2020