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A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.
1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'
by Mr Bahaha August 31, 2014
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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