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A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.
Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.
Seymore by salamisam September 6, 2011
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Seymore Butts 

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!
Seymore Butts by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

Seymore Butts 

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.
- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."
Seymore Butts by Bart S. May 7, 2003

seymore dicks 

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.
would you like to meet seymore dicks?
seymore dicks by outtheox July 22, 2023

Jane seymore butts 

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.
I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.
Jane seymore butts by Neoxin February 21, 2011

Phillip Seymore Cat 

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."
TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.
Phillip Seymore Cat by Crystal666 December 4, 2010

Wet Seymore 

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.
If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.
Wet Seymore by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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