Seymore

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A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.

Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.

Seymore by salamisam September 6, 2011

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Seymore Butts

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

Seymore Butts by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

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Seymore Butts

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

Seymore Butts by Bart S. May 7, 2003

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seymore dicks

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.

would you like to meet seymore dicks?

seymore dicks by outtheox July 22, 2023

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Jane seymore butts

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

Jane seymore butts by Neoxin February 21, 2011

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Phillip Seymore Cat

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."

TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.

Phillip Seymore Cat by Crystal666 December 4, 2010

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Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

Wet Seymore by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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