symons 

To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.

"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"

symons by ItsTheCandyman August 24, 2011

Symons 

Symons means a person who loves men

Liam: I fell like a Symons right now

Symons by Hammong Main February 16, 2022

Matt Symons 

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

Matt Symons by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008

arlo symons 

A proud member of Repo2, this asian turtle has one of the smallest peens known to man kind

Oh look, its Arlo Symons

arlo symons by bruhmoment_69 October 2, 2019

arlo symons 

A very smelly guy

U arlo symons smells like an arlo symons

arlo symons by WillSucksAtSwimming October 3, 2019

Jack Symons 

Is a name

Im jack symons

Jack Symons by Pikathej3w January 19, 2021

Nicole symons 

African slag

Nicole symons is an African slag

Nicole symons by Chloe ❤️ December 17, 2022