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symons

To call out of work for no good reason, or to lie to your boss about why you are not at work when you are supposed to be.
"Hey guys, you going to the keg at the log tonight? I'm supposed to work, but I think I'm just gonna symons them!"
by ItsTheCandyman August 24, 2011
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Symons

Symons means a person who loves men
Liam: I fell like a Symons right now
by Hammong Main February 16, 2022
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Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.
1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.
by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008
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arlo symons

A proud member of Repo2, this asian turtle has one of the smallest peens known to man kind
Oh look, its Arlo Symons
by bruhmoment_69 October 2, 2019
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arlo symons

A very smelly guy
U arlo symons smells like an arlo symons
by WillSucksAtSwimming October 3, 2019
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Jack Symons

by Pikathej3w January 19, 2021
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Nicole symons

Nicole symons is an African slag
by Chloe ❤️ December 17, 2022
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