Seymore 

A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.

Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.

Seymore by salamisam September 6, 2011

Seymore Butts 

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

Seymore Butts by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

Seymore Butts 

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

Seymore Butts by Bart S. May 7, 2003

seymore dicks 

just like mike hunt and mike oxlong this is a joke name ment to sound like "see more dicks" you can now use this in kahoot.

would you like to meet seymore dicks?

seymore dicks by outtheox July 22, 2023

Jane seymore butts 

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

Jane seymore butts by Neoxin February 21, 2011

Phillip Seymore Cat 

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."

TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.

Phillip Seymore Cat by Crystal666 December 4, 2010

Wet Seymore 

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

Wet Seymore by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013