Seymore

A diaper filled with both yellow and blue shit. The diaper is then kept and preserved for years by the "shitter" for the purpose of building a long lasting relationship with the aforementioned diaper. A comparable relationship would be that of Tom Hanks to Wilson in the movie Cast Away.

Yo man... I have this friend who shat coloured shit in a diaper and kept it... he named that thing Seymore.

by salamisam September 06, 2011

Seymore Butts

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

by Mari Possa July 01, 2003

Seymore Butts

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.

- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."

by Bart S. May 07, 2003

Jane seymore butts

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

by Neoxin February 21, 2011

Phillip Seymore Cat

Gentleman and immortal cat. Possibly celestial. He is a firm believer that "you guys suck."

TRam and Phillip Seymore Cat is party.

by Crystal666 December 04, 2010

camp seymore

the camp you went to as a child.
you cant deny it camp seymore was your life 5th grade camp like...'
remember the weird kid called josiah that thought he was cool but all he did was act like a stupid rich kid who is an absolute dumbass when it comes to math.

"damn camp seymore was my childhood man!"

by THE KID WITH NO DUD November 12, 2019

Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013