slurpee

During the act of giving fellatio, instead of swallowing, letting it drip back down on the guy during the "afterglow" so he has to clean it up.

Jim usually had a large amount of ejaculate. Judy didn't want to swallow all of it, so she just gave him a slurpee.

by Ellay June 7, 2005

Slurpee King

The owner of the 7-Eleven in Kennewick, Washington. According to 7-Eleven, Inc., that store sells more Slurpees than any store in the world.

Let's head down to see the Slurpee King and get some brain freeze.

by CougarDon May 18, 2011

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005

Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

slurpee

A word used to describe many things. Particularly hurricanes and lightswitches.

I don't know...it was raining really hard and the wind was blowing...I think a slurpee is coming! or Hey bitch, go turn on the slurpee.

by ritaisyomama July 31, 2007

Slurpee

7-11 Drink which actually contains .08% urine extract for tang, hence the slur-"pee".

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

squrple

the act of ejaculating on a sexual partner's face. ala a facial

john: i banged the shit out of that chick last night.

billy: did you squrple?

john: oh yeah she loved it, she got some in her eye though ;)

by jean claude von squrple January 27, 2009