shrimp boat 

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

shrimp boat by Paco699 October 20, 2009

Shrimp dick 

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

Shrimp dick by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick 

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

shrimp dick by Sgt. Bilby October 9, 2021

shrimp town 

The name given to a woman's vagina when it smells like the kitchen of a restaurant that serves only raw shrimp. Aalso known as fish puss.

Do you want to go out to eat tonight?
No I want to stay in and go to shrimp town!

shrimp town by Nigatron3000 November 9, 2017

shrimp cocktail 

How a woman refers to a first-time lover with a less-than-average endowment.

Gina: "How was your date?" Alexandra: "Conversation over dinner was awesome but later I was severely disappointed when he shed his Calvins and served me up a shrimp cocktail."

shrimp cocktail by machBailz May 16, 2007

Shrimp Slushie 

In refrence to shrimping.
Following homosexual intercourse between two guys; after which the pitcher produces a bendy straw and proceeds to suck the mixture of shit and sperm from his partner's gaping asshole. The twist is it is done outside in the winter or cold weather, where the sperm/shit mixture is almost frozen causing a slush-like texture.

Why'd you get fired from the Kwik-N-Stop?
Because I made a Shrimp Slushie.
Ew brah thats disgusting why would you do that?
Because I was hungry AND thirsty.

Shrimp Slushie by Shirleyy January 8, 2008

shrimp fried taco 

1.)a taco with shrimp fried in a doughy batter 2.)a chinese vagina, poon, cunt, taco, hole with no ending 3.) a poon puked on after eating a delicious meal at red lobster

1.) Dude that shrimp fried taco had a pube in it. 2.)When I was in China I put it in a shrimp fried taco. 3.) Dude, I banged this chick so hard I got sick and gave her a shrimp fried taco!!!

shrimp fried taco by RoNaLd McDoNaLd January 29, 2004