shlong

1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color

1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)

by Jo-mama November 9, 2003

shlongmongrel

Someone like Gabe who is extremely attracted to penises, to the point of being called a sort of 'dog of the cock'.

Gabe couldn't be more of an asshole and shlongmongrel if he tried

by Gabe_is_a_dick June 10, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

Brown Shlong

shit on the cock from ass fucking

I got a brown shlong from this girl

by AverageCockSlaps July 8, 2009

shlore

noun: a slut/whore who no longer has anyfriends.

"that girl is such a Shlore for sending out naked pictures of herself!"

by Layn February 13, 2008

shmorgishborg

A kind of hat worn by graduates on graduation day. This hat has a tassel attached.

Graduates, you may now move your tassel from the rights side of your shmorgishborg to the left.

by Cooper Metz June 16, 2008

shlong

a pigs shriviled limp dick after a drive by shooting.

when the pig shot at the gang members and they shot pack his shlong shiriviled up and all the niggers laffed.

by Johnney Hooligan November 4, 2003