Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 5, 2003

shit shanker

The art of or to shit shank, shank over a shit or to be have shit all over you as you are the shank

im going to shit over that shank

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

Shatner

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

shanteria

Overdramatic individual

Shanteria stop lying! Why are you exaggerating? You over dramatic woman.

by Hahahoe October 28, 2015

spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009

Shatneresque

adj.; Bearing a strong resemblance (in attitude, if not physical appearance) to actor William Shatner.

1) My boss is an asshole of truly Shatneresque proportions.

by happy_spinster November 4, 2004