What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018

[Doot-Scoop]

An automobile or any vehicle with the capacity to hold more than one person.

Gonna pick up my Doots in my Doot-Scoop.

Look at Jimmy cruisin' around in that Doot-Scoop.

by Donkey Hodey January 22, 2009

louisville butter scoop

1. n. A dynamic, amorphous phrase used to identify fleeting ideas in one's head or potential objects in ones possession. Generally used by those under a combination of great stress and the effects of self medication.
2. n. A mixed alcoholic beverage of great strength.

1. "Baby hold my louisville butter scoop while I inflate this, please."
2. One more Louisville Butter Scoop and this young man is going to need an ambulance.

by Acidophilus September 6, 2004

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.

She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.

by Harmless December 13, 2012

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014