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I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome.

My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people.

If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be.

My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone.

My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him.

He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen.

So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to be celebrated. My defintion of Retarded is "Love in it's purest form."
It seems to me we could use more retarded people in this world.

Don't ever let anyone define you.
by Proud Dad April 17, 2007
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retard tingles

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.
He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.
by S Buck October 22, 2003
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Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.
My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.
by technicolor August 20, 2009
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retard chill

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.
Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.
by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008
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retard convention

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.
Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention
by Sped man October 12, 2016
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Rearded

I can't say the other word or Twitter will get me.
You are rearded
by Red Yoshi April 26, 2021
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Fat retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”
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