road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

road lick

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

road rules

MTV's own, origional creation. The show brings several young adults together, shoves them in a SUV and gives them difficult "missions" they must compleat to win prizes. This season, the only cool member of the road rules team, Abram was kicked off the show, do to a provoced attack at fat ass meanie, Donell.

Dude, lets not just sit around and do nothing, lets sit around and watch ROAD RULES!

by kate July 18, 2003

road ho

Generally used to described a sex crazed woman who presents herself in a very promiscuous manner (though tempting, you have to be really drunk to take her up on the offer). The origin comes from a female who hitchhikes from town to town paying for her rides with oral sex.

Man, Angela wants to blow all of us. We should just start calling her Road Ho.

by angry clown March 16, 2005

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

Road Porn

Watching porn on a computer or other personal device while driving. May include, but is not limited to, laptops, ipods or cell phones.

I was watching some road porn. I wasn't paying attention so I was pulled over for speeding. The cop complimented my taste in pornography.

by The Mad Crasher January 1, 2010

road bump

It is when a woman lifts her ass in the air during sex an the man runs at her behind screaming road bump and slamming his dick into her Vagina

My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the road bump to her last week

by Mr sister fister👊💦 August 6, 2019