Optimus Queef

The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.

Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN

by remt July 4, 2007

Boner Queef

When you jack off so much that you cant jizz anymore. Insted a fart that sounds like a queef comes out.

Hutras on a lonely night. He jacks off to glee so much he boner queefs.

by SilenceIKeelYou March 29, 2011

Banana Queef

The slight gust of air that escapes from a banana while peeling it.

Jack: Did you just fart?

Jill: Not at all, it was a Banana Queef.

by Matthew A Connor February 25, 2013

roast queef

A roasted vaginal fart, obviously.

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch served roast queef for dinner.

by Jordandijinz0rz March 22, 2005

Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

creepy queefer

The slutty chick no one wants to be associated with.

That bitch is such a creepy queefer!!

by Daniel Mcneal July 21, 2006

great barrier queef

an escape of vaginal air that breaks barriers, especially great ones. particularly located in australia.

Oh yeah? Well we have the Great Barrier Queef!

by midnightinfomercials September 6, 2010