Pumpernickel

Is the safe word yelled out to warn people that pornographic material is being watched and enjoyed in the room/area they are about to enter.

As Samantha came down the stairs to the living room, Ryan yelled 'Pumpernickel' so she was not shocked by the alien orgy currently on the TV.

by J.T.T.B6976 June 12, 2015

thumper pumper

When you bang the shiznit out of all da bitchez.

Yeah, Kyle is such a thumper pumper

by John Timyson September 15, 2013

Pollock Pumper

To perform intercourse from the rear of your partner as he/she vomits.

So my girl was throwing up and she wanted sex, so I gave her the Pollock pumper.

by MCSF November 20, 2014

bald-pimped

The act of a bald, middle-aged man convincing two gullible girls to make out in public and then posting the pictures of the fake lesbianism online for all to enjoy.

Person 1: "Paris and Lindsay were making out at the club last night!"
Person 2: "I know, Chris put the pictures online! I can't believe they let themselves get bald-pimped again!"

by classic pwnings June 27, 2007

cycle pumper

n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.

v: the act of cycle pumping

Johnny rides his bike so much. I hope that he is not cycle pumping.

by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003

Pimped

To be totally and completely excited and psyched about an upcoming event

I'm just so pimped about that new My Chemical Romance album!!

by Catard September 12, 2010

Mattress Pumper

A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.

An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".

by sbjkd January 19, 2009