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The 12 Point Scale

The most accurate and full proof scale to rate women at parties or social gatherings.

The scale is broken down into 4 basic female categories face, chest , stomach, and ass. Each category has a max score of 3 points and a min of 0. There is also a chance of an intangible point such as great personality, sexy tat, or smokes trees. The intangible point has no limits, it can be anything you want in a girl that doesn't deal with the 4 already in place categories. If the girl receives a flat score of a 7 meaning no intangibles points given you have the go-ahead to lay the pipe. The 12 Point Scale really works, so give it a try and your next party.
Dwayne - Yo, im about to go snatch that pussy over there, what you think?
Travis - Ummm let me use The 12 Point Scale. Id give her face a 2, tits a 1, stomach a 2 and her ass/legs a 2 and didn't she say something about smoking us out later?
Dwayne - Ya, she's down with the trees.
Travis - Nice, so id def give her an intangible point for that. So id give her an 8/12 on the scale and a flat score of a 7. So ya you id def lay the pipe and pull a T-raw .
Dwayne - Thats what I thought, Im about to go wheel.
by np24holla May 27, 2011
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grape point

After consuming a large amount of grapes, the point at which you would rather die and eat another grape.
I only have five grapes left, but I hit the grape point. I don't think I can make it to finish them off.
by gtg392y March 31, 2009
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Three Point Thursday Birthday

A gathering of friends on a thursday afternoon with festivities that include basketball, streetball, and koofball. It rarely occurs that a birthday happens to be on three point thursday. Thus leading to a Three point thursday birthday.
Ori has a birthday tomorrow?

Yea man.

You know what that means.

What?

Three Point Thursday Birthday time!
by victor9527 May 29, 2009
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The Point of no Ashtray

The point in time at a house party where it gets too crowded and people get so drunk that they stop looking for ashtrays and start using any object for ashing and putting off the cigarettes.
Person One: "I woke up the next day to clean and one corner was filled with cigarette butts"
Person Two: "Ah, so it reached the point of no ashtray"
by Dabdoob October 4, 2009
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West Point Deli

From the outside, this business looks merely like another deli and gas station combo. On the inside, the workers have tired, haunted faces that show what truly goes on behind the counter: pure misery. Many become raging alcoholics, believing that alcohol is the going to wash away the stains of west point deli from his or her soul. The place literally sucks the life out of its employees. Eventually, they succumb to the evil and die: sad, cold, and alone.
A lovely Friday night at West Point Deli

Cody: "WHERE IS THE GRILLED CHEESE?! WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN FRENCH FRIES!?"

Kellso: "They are right fucking there, in front of your face."
by kellcho May 17, 2011
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Hawk Point 12-Pack

A 6 pack of 18oz beers (typically Busch). Popular in poor rural areas due to their convenient size and low price. So named for their origin and popularity in Hawk Point, MO.
"Hey man, you wanna grab a Hawk Point 12-pack and come over for some hillbilly shit?" or
"I'm 'bout to grab a pack of smokes and a Hawk Point 12 pack before I have to pick up my kids."
by Hogbilly January 10, 2017
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3 point play

Getting your chick on the pill, bagging your bugger, and pulling out before busting a nut to make sure you don't knock a chick up.
Candance would not be sweating a pregnancy test if she and Brandon pulled a 3 point play.
by Aff Man October 7, 2005
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