paraplant

The keen ability for an individual to make someone else feel paranoid by planting a thought or idea into that persons head.

you can paraplant into other people by suggesting scary ideas "hey, do you think she doesn't like you......because I was wondering why she was whispering the other day and happened to be looking in your direction" or "do you think they plan some layoffs, because now we have too many employees"

by reading your mind August 29, 2013

paradelius

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

by Wood Hound December 1, 2013

parapoop

When you deficate while paragliding or parachuting

Look out below im going to parapoop into giants stadium

by piss jerking April 26, 2015

Paraneek

Taking a second look or peek out of paranoia that something wasn't done properly the first time

Every time I drop a letter off in the USPS mailbox, I open the mailbox again and paraneek the inside to make sure my envelope actually went in.

by skimsays May 7, 2015

Paramelodying

Singing the lyrics of one song to the melody of a different song

E.g. singing the lyrics of "Sacrifice" by Elton John to the melody of "Hello" by Adele - Paramelodying

by Anudil December 9, 2016

paraesthesia

Perverted feeling of sensations.
abnormal sensation such as tingling, tickling, pricking, numbness or burning of a person's skin with no apparent physical cause.

That guy is not lame, he must be having paraesthesia.

by LilKamikaze August 31, 2018

Paraplateau

Sets of layers that eventually result in a boomer operation environment.
otherwise used to shitpost definitions that make no sense

Paraplateau, ok (boom)er

by offmaniaasd iomm December 1, 2019