Perpe

A nickname for the coolest person in the world.

Wowzers! Perpe sure is cool!

by perpe25 February 14, 2009

Perpuntine

A plant grown in areas with a warm dry climate. The leaves of a Perpuntine plant are harvested and used/sold as a recreational drug.

The "street name" for this drug is "Poopachew", probably because of its dark brown, green and black color and the most common way people use it.

Perpuntine is about the same size as a sunflower, but it has long thick leaves and usually has a large flower that resembles the male genitalia.

Perpuntine is extremely rare and it is completely legal, though a petition to ban it is circulating around the small town of Barroune.

(perpuntine is fictional if anything resembles anything real...my bad.)

"Damn it Huck I told you not to chew the last of the Perpuntine until I got back from the trailer with Chastity and Betty-Sue!"

by SeyeBleye May 20, 2009

Perplexionist

N. A person who is always confused or always causes confusion in those around them.

Our receptionist is quite the perplexionist. She has no idea what she is doing.

by Thepav May 7, 2010

Perpendicts

The shortened form of the word "Perpendicular".

Line A perpendicts Line Z" instead of "Line A is perpendicular to Line Z

by Green42342390480 February 18, 2011

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

Perpetusketch

When a place, thing, or situation is always 'sketch' and is unable to escape such low quality.

Joe: Dude, that restaurant is such a dump. It's so sketchy

Jim: Yea it's caught in perpetusketch

by LongDong270 October 8, 2011

Perpetual Private

Ageing cop who has never been promoted, he's everyones friend and has never accepted any form of kickback. He joined to help granny's over the road and "make a difference". He is the eternal good cop. At weekends he is in the Klu Klux Klan.

Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers

by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012