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nudes for notes

A fair and equal trade.

Girl: Did you take notes today in class?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Send a pic of them
Guy: Send nudes first
Girl: K
You wanna do a nudes for notes?
by Mr dick chips May 3, 2016
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note to self

Verbal comment underlining a topic arising from what has occurred in a conversation or activity. Usually meant to be funny, and probably self directed to defuse an embarrassing situation.

Taken from the habit of people using a recording device to make notes not directly involved with the subject.
A:"So, how did your day go?"
B:"Lousy! I just want to go straight to sleep tonight . . . "
A:"Oh, ok, honey. Note to self: Go and put out the candles in the bedroom."
by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004
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Niteesh

Pronounced knee-teesh. Also known as Nits, Nitsy, Nitzy Blitz, Black Belt, Juicy Fruit, Funny Face. A freakishly tall, funny-faced Indian who generally can’t NOT ask about the SAT (or any other academically related test) and is gullible enough to believe his Facebook chat is “rigged”. Origin of the American holiday Nitsgiving (He is the Nitz, similar to the Blitz of Blitzgiving). He is known to lame juice the walls of others, Facebook or otherwise. He is a pimp.
1. (On Nitsgiving, when someone acts like a Niteesh) Come on, don’t be THAT Nitz!

2. (To someone with a funny face) Haha, your face is so Niteesh! Who Nitzed all over it...

3. (To someone who is freakishly tall) Move over, Niteesh, I can’t see over your freakishly tall pimp figure.

4. Dude, stop asking me about my SAT score! What are you, some kind of Niteesh?

5. Rohan: Hey dude, who lame juiced your wall?
Rahul: Oh, probably some Niteesh.

6. (When looking at the face of a Niteesh): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

7. Rohan: Dude, my Facebook chat is rigged!
Rahul: No it’s not. Stop being such a Niteesh.

8. Rahul: Hey, who’s that cool pimp?
Rohan: Niteesh. Actually, no, Niteesh ain’t cool.
by xlr8tor123 December 28, 2010
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Notential

The lack of any sexual appeal whatsoever in a man or a woman, due to appearance, demeanor, or personality.
George Castanza has notential.
by Martin McLemore January 12, 2007
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Noleen

She is a pretty bad ass bitch with a big heart. Noleen's don't really like humans but they adore animals, espacially dogs and cats. They don't click with everyone, but if they can be real good friends. Noleen's love food, sleep and Netflix. They laugh about everything.
Person: Hey what you doing?

Noleen: Mhhhh... just let me eat and piss off!
by meeee_2222 January 7, 2019
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Van Note

A transvestite. A girl who pretends to be a girl but really has a penis.

See: Chicks with Dicks
Girl #1 - Ew, did you see that Van Note over there?
Girl #2 - Yeah, she has a bigger penis than my boyfriend!
by balhky July 19, 2007
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note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"
Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof
by didjitmachines July 9, 2004
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