mirgin

n. a person who has not had sex with mo or meaty.

1. Mo is a mirgin.
2. Meaty is a mirgin.
3. A whole lot of people are mirgins.

by BristolBigBoy August 29, 2008

minging

1. Drunk.

2. Ugly.

1. I'm still recovering off last night mate, I was minging.

2. I heard his new bird is minging.

by charlie c December 23, 2006

Mingina

A disease every man has dormant inside him. When a man becomes a pussy his penis goes inside him and and a gap opens (a vagina).

A man gets his fast food order is wrong and cries. The Mingina diseases awakens and he gets a vagina

by Shifted Moon August 9, 2012

Milking the cow

When you jizz onto someone's legs then shove the cum back into you penis then cum it out again

Man I really milked the cow last night
ME TOOO!! Milking the cow is fun

by Cool person 5738774 May 21, 2015

mingin

Variation of drunk, pissed, pished, rat arsed, bladdered, blootered, arseholed.

"Last night I was fuckin' mingin'!"

by Rab January 15, 2005

Milking it

When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.

A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.

Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."

by Long Johns October 30, 2014

minging

minger - a ugly person or someone carrying out a gross act.

Magaret Thatcher is a minger

by I P Freely November 28, 2002