e-metro

Short for electronic-metrosexual.

(An online conversation)
Zeke: Hey! =o)
Carl: hey
Zeke: What's up! n2m here, just c H i L l A x I n!! =oP
Carl: dude you need to chill out you are turning e-metro. it is as if you grow a pair of ovaries every time you sit at the computer

by Ian of the Rockin' Moraccans March 9, 2006

old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.

a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already

by br0dyyy April 29, 2010

retro metro

Noun; This word is used to describe a style that combines both past "retro" and modern "metro" component to create an eclectic look of dress.

Your vintage sunglasses give you a stylish retro metro look.

by attic eyewear January 21, 2010

ticket de metro

French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.

Ooh la la, avez-vous le voir? She's got a hot ticket de metro!

by c'est vraiment moi! January 21, 2010

Puerto Rican metro link

When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.

Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.

by Tito’s stepmom October 14, 2022

Tyne and Wear Metro

In the 1980s it was the envy of Britain, now it's a laughing stock under DB Regio. Metro trains are catching fire and having power failures frequently.

Did you hear about First Great Western - It isn't the worst anymore! The Tyne and Wear Metro is.

by CSD123 July 31, 2016

Joe Metro

Call joe metro is what you say when your friends want a ride. Joe Metro is not a real person just metro with a common name in front. You can say call jack metro also. Metro stands for the bus.

Guy number 1: bro please give me a ride to the store.
Guy number 2: I'm straight call joe metro.

by chickenwickenlicken February 11, 2010