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Masturbation

The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
Jason loves to masturbation. He masturbates in the shower for hours because he's a horny mess
by Ripe Cheese June 24, 2008
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nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.
"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."
by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008
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Masturthon

The process of masturbating all day long, due to a lack of anything better to do, or because you are procrastinating.
I just got in a new porn and decided to go on a masturthon, twas a good day.

My wife went on a marathon today, which gave me the opportunity to have a masturthon in the den with my trusty companion lupradeena.
by Yardstick&RichyDick July 8, 2011
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Masturbationation

A utopian society for those who like to play with their genitalia.
Mommy said, "if you don't get your hand out of your pants, we are shipping you off to Masturbationation," you can have plenty of fun playing pocket pinball there.
by Wu Banger April 22, 2017
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masturtonin

when you take melatonin, wait 15-20 minutes then attempt to furiously masturbate and cum before falling asleep.
Them: "What are you up to tonight?"
Me: "Oh just a little masturtonin
by slobonmybob March 30, 2019
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Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.
I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.
by Godddoghot April 9, 2019
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Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.
Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.
by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021
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