The act of rubbing one's own penis, until orgasm. It is common to use lotion for lubrication and/or extra pleasure, but it dries your penis out. Instead, you should use water-based lubricates.
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The process of masturbating all day long, due to a lack of anything better to do, or because you are procrastinating.
I just got in a new porn and decided to go on a masturthon, twas a good day.
My wife went on a marathon today, which gave me the opportunity to have a masturthon in the den with my trusty companion lupradeena.
My wife went on a marathon today, which gave me the opportunity to have a masturthon in the den with my trusty companion lupradeena.
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Get the masturtonin mug.The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.
I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.
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