Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

by tadb July 8, 2007

milf

man i love fabray

she’s just so hot! oh me, oh my!? man i love fabray. she’s just a milf 😫

by agrons wifey May 15, 2021

milf

Man I love fishing!

"so what do you like to do on the weekends?"
"I usually fish"
"Milf!"

by matimusluca June 7, 2019

Milf

Mom I'd like (to) Fuck

A sexy Mum that has a large rack

Woah Harry's Mums A Milf

by DingusDongus420 July 28, 2017

Milfing

When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.

They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking

by KWK May 23, 2008

MILFs

In Texas Hold Em Poker, being dealt two Queens.

I'm holding a nice pair of MILFs.

by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007