MILF

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Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'

Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?

Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.

MILF by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020

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MILF- Mother In Loving Faith. A wholesome Christian mom who lives in the suburbs and drives an SUV.

Susan is a MILF. She reads the Bible.

MILF by xmental_breakdown_69 March 12, 2021

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Milf: someone who is in love with Sarah Paulson.

Yup that’s it.

Sarah Paulson is one hot ass milf.

Milf by Sarah’s wife March 18, 2021

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milf

if somebody’s a milf it means they are a “mom i’d like to fuck”
for somebody to a milf they must be a mother (have kids) and be very attractive. popular milfs r usually in their 30s/40s but age varies
pls dont go around saying ur own mother is a milf thats fucking messed up

similar to: dilf (dad i’d like to fuck)

girl one: oh my god lorelai gilmore is such a milf
girl two: RIGHT shes so hot !!
girl one: did u see that tik tok where a girl was calling her own mom a milf though
girl two: yeah wtf??? she needs to use an urban dictionary post by @funkycucumber16 and learn what it actually means tbh

milf by funkycucumber16 May 4, 2021