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midget cock

n.- 1. the genatalia of a dwarf
2. paradoxily the average negro dwarf cock is larger (8-9 in.)
3. the average Caucasian dwarf genatalia is 5-7 in.
Did you see Brad naked!? He's a dwarf... but he dropped my jaw!!! What a big midget cock!
by OriginalProfanity May 12, 2015
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vanilla midget

a world used by kevin nash to describe the best wrestlers the world has ever seen in chris benoit, eddie guerrero, dean malenko,chris jericho, and others
why did kevin nash ever call them vanilla midgets?what a jackass
by vanilla midget August 20, 2006
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russian midget

when receiving head from a girl, she sticks her finger in the mans butt and he cums instantaniously.
edna gave brian the russian midget and there was cum everywhere.
by brian egan July 22, 2007
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Midget Spinner

When two midgets are having sex and the top midget spins on the other midgets dick.
I was with Sally and she gave me a really good midget spinner.
by Cabot Arkansas April 19, 2018
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Midget Dick

(n) - In a workplace setting, a proposal with which the proposing party is obsessively infatuated in spite of the fact that the idea obviously lacks commercial, technical or intellectual merit. The term "midget dick" is especially appropriate to proposals advanced by leadership, because the Napoleonic height of the midget is implicitly compared to the leadership of the proposing party. Midget dick proposals are usually implemented only if the midget is sufficiently powerful that coworkers are unwilling to point out the obvious deficiencies.
The customers are going to make fun of the latest midget dick from our product manager, but nobody's willing to stop her because she's sleeping with the boss.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 21, 2011
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midget tipping

The act of pushing over, or tripping a midget woman whose breasts are so large that they prevent her from falling completely.
The boys and I were tired of cow tipping everytime we got drunk, so we went into town and went midget tipping instead.
by El Guero Canijo May 20, 2011
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combat midget

A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.
Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing

There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.
by winchestein January 27, 2012
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