moffle

Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.

Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.

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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!

by Fildo April 29, 2008

dunder mufflin

to use an oragami paper dick on someone

Guy 1: hey i saw mitch yesterday
Guy 2: o, you mean michelle?
Guy 1:yea...she wanted me to fuck her, but when i went down on her i saw a lot of zits n shit...mighta had herpes
Guy 2: so whatd u do? u couldnt of hit it?!?!
Guy 1: no i didnt....i dunder mufflined that slut!!
Guy 2: nice....

by pooponanigguh October 17, 2007

mufflerman

A filthy man who puts mufflers on cars.

John's the mufflerman

by Turbotom March 25, 2003

Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)

Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"

by J-baker June 14, 2016

The Muffler

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

by Ni99er_beater69 March 16, 2021

miffle

when somebody sucks on an outtie belly button

Hey baby,why don't you come over here and give me a miffle... oh yeah!

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010