Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 24, 2017

human lightning bug

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.

Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.

by Anicken July 13, 2018

Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.

Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.

by danknesssssss December 10, 2009

marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

lightweight

Describing the quantity of something or the severity of a situation.

I was lightweight excited to see him today.

by itz nuthin 2 me biatch February 13, 2005

lightweight reader

Someone who gets sleepy or passes out shortly after starting to read.

"Im so screwed for this test, I didn't study at all."
"Why not? We had all week!"
"Im a lightweight reader man, I never made it past section one."

by Orionis70 March 18, 2012

lightlink22

The antichrist. It claims to be a girl over the internet but is, in fact, a demonic spawn of Satan sent to bring hell to Earth.

OMG!!!11!1!!eleventythousand!! IT'S lightlink22, RUN FOR YOUR SOULS!

^.^ liek i'm evol tee hee

by Oddity March 25, 2004