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doodle gazer

A doodle gazer is a dude who conveniently likes to gaze at other dude's doodles (genitalia), usually in a bathroom setting from an adjoining urinal. Not outwardly gay, more of a "stealth" queer.....
A doodle gazer is a dude who conveniently likes to gaze at other dude's doodles (genitalia), usually in a bathroom setting from an adjoining urinal. Not outwardly gay, more of a "stealth" queer.....
by Singin Wolf October 21, 2013
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Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.
"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"
by Gipman January 9, 2019
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The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.
Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!
by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003
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Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack is a gorgeous boy who is super sweet and funny, he played Eddie Kaspbrak in It chapter 1 and 2 and played younger Alex Riley in Me, Myself and I.
Person 1 "Who's that?"
Person 2 "That's Jack Dylan Grazer"
Person 3 " He's so gorgeous"
by jackdglover December 9, 2019
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jack dylan grazer

literally the hottest person to ever live. no one gave him the right to be that fine
me: omg jack dylan grazer is so fine
by carterwrighttt June 3, 2021
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Jack Dylan Grazer

A dumb piece of shit who like to hurt their ex's feelings and talk shit about their ex (natalia) wich he cheated on, he's also dating another piece of shit called Ellie Hiyar who also talks shit about Jack's ex, they're both the most disrespectfull and rude dumbasses youll ever meet, Jack fucked up many times before but this time he's over and so is Ellie, #JackDylanGrazerisoverparty #EllieHiyarisoverparty they're cancelled
omg, that boy is such a Jack Dylan Grazer.
ikr, he also cheated on his girlfriend and talks shit about her.
ugh, fuck him i hope he chokes.
by Loïs February 13, 2018
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Ass Gazer

one who stares as ones ass and trys to hide it and thinks no one sees it
a guy i work with by the nickname of "booger" is an ass gazer, i always catch him staring at my ass.
by teebs June 23, 2006
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