fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.
Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit
by DispatchHell November 11, 2018
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Equal-fecal

With any and ALL genders involved in being a piece of sh*t.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
You might ALL be EQUAL-FECAL people as a platter,,,I mean matter of crap,,uhhh,fact.......๐Ÿ˜ -NACuvSRO
by NACuvSRO May 04, 2021
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Equal-fecal

Is any but all genders involved in being an even balanced piece of s**t...
You might ALL be equal-fecal people as a matter of crap!๐Ÿ˜œ
by NACuvSRO May 04, 2021
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fecal brain condition

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.
by Cpugh March 02, 2019
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fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.
Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.
by Ballz Dee February 05, 2009
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Fecal Floatation

A condition often provoked by anal sex in the bathtub
Stacey: Yes we can try anal in the bathtub so it doesn't get messy
Ron: Ok honey... anything for anal
Stacey: Oh that is pretty good Ron... please take it out though
Ron: Holy cow! What came out with my penis
Stecey: I don't know honey... let's call it a fecal floatation
by FunniCuzItsTru July 03, 2013
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The act of living under a "fecal dom" who allows or disallow personal bowel movements. The (poly) meaning the "fecal dom" is overseeing many 2-7 "fecal subs" this of course ads to the degradation as you are only one of many "fecal subs" one of the main rules is you can only gain permission of bowel autonomy (for a set period of time) if the "fecal sub" asks in person over the phone or by mail is not permitted.
"Poly-erotic fecal subordination has made my daily life more structured and more erotic!"

"Wow, that's awesome!"
by unstoppablestepbro May 28, 2024
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