Don't Die December

Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids

Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day

by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.

Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

by Miss JRD July 28, 2012

Don Juan Dot Com

A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.

Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.

Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!

by Gregory J Williams January 4, 2009

don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

Don Vito

Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a reality television star from Viva La Bam. He's Brandon "Bam" Margera's uncle and Phil Margera's brother. He is a rather large specimen who boasts such qualities as a lazy eye, no front teeth, a raw area on his foot, a rotted toenail, skin tags in his armpits, a dented back, an exceptionally large beer belly, and an enormous double chin. Vito is a member of the CKY crew, and he seems to fit in very well with Bam and his friends, all of whom are at least half of Vito's age. Don Vito is most famous for his indistinguishable speech. When he gets upset or excited, he begins to babble incoherently and will continue to babble for quite some time, often stopping only when he gets what he wants (money, beer, food, nice girls, a new car, etc).

1. Bam: That's not Spanish!
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!

2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!

3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.

by Captain Howdy April 28, 2007

don't give me crap

when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear

Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck

by your best idiot April 5, 2010

Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game

Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.

Teacher: You have plagarized this essay.
Student: Don't hate the player; hate the game.

by Player March 15, 2005