by Dog water inc October 13, 2015
Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.
by Clarence Jackson October 06, 2009
Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB
by Anonymous August 06, 2003
when you collect dried cum from various objects and locations ( ex. bed sheets, tip of penis, faces, genitalia, pillow cases, breasts, toilet seats, computer keyboards, showers, underpants exc.)than you proceed to crumble the dried cum into fine powder and put it in a line and snort it.
once i woke up in the morning to do my laundry just like every other day, when i noticed a very large amount of dried cum on my bed sheets so i proceeded to perform a crusty franklin on top of my dryer while pleasuring myself.
by holly and bec <3 December 07, 2008
This girl is crusty and dusty with brown hair. She is very thicc. She also wants ur help to be featured.
Crusty dusty is here.
by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 01, 2018
by TheBrooklynSteamer May 27, 2015
a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown
by Squirrel Nipps December 13, 2004