To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level
Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.
Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.
Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.
by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019
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not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.
Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.
by Divine Doula June 24, 2019
Get the crunchy mug.1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.
2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.
2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019
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The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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That's a crunchy ass mother fucker.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.
Bro, you're acting hella crunchy.
Donald Trump is crunchy as fuck.
Tom Cruz is crunchy as fuck.
by A5ianNati0n September 13, 2019
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