crib crab

A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.

Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

cribag

crying

I was so sad i started cribagging
Im gonna cribag if i fail this test

by rosierules November 14, 2016

cribgey

Descriptive word for someone who is both handsome and has a great personality.

Wow did you see Chris tonight, that guy is definitely cribgey

by Wo9846 October 3, 2017

cribbsie

A complete idiot usually a name you’d call your friend

Man Tylor is such a Cribbsie

by Mafia Race Car May 2, 2018

Cribble

A very small amount of weed, just enough to get you high. Cribble is the last resort. If you have absolutely no weed, you may find some cribble in between the seats of your car or wherever you normally roll.

Hey Paul, sorry to bother you but could I get a little bit of cribble?

I have some cribble left in my grinder.

by Cribblemonster May 8, 2018

Criblit

The asshole of an Establishment

Hey look it’s a criblit

by Jetsoup May 8, 2018

cribit

1. When you're having sex and she pulls out a dildo and fucks you with it.
2. When you decide to be gay one night and your girlfriend rides a dildo with you.

Johnny: You heard what happened to Fred?
Randy: Yeah, his girlfriend pulled a cribit on him.

by Kid43 June 6, 2018