Caunton

A town in the countryside of England that smells like cow shit and old people, and is 90% covered with nothing. Caunton is an actual village, but it can also be used as an adjective describing what a town, city or village is like.

"That is such a Caunton, Jerry."

by Jerry FickleFcClackle October 27, 2018

Craine

An older male who becomes grumpy without his daily intake of honey comb

He is such a Craine this morning, someone get him some honeycomb.

by Tron1 March 12, 2019

carunculated

Bumpy, gnarly, warty, having a chicken-skin-like surface.

SHIT, my yoga mat got all carunculated! His face is all sort of carunculated since he started doing meth all the time.

by Septaria March 17, 2019

Crainyotomy

A procedure creating a tiny incision to relieve pressure pushing on the cranium.

Yo homie gon need crainyotomy

by 🏀🍣🌮 May 5, 2019

chaunchy

A texture that is crunchy but smooth and at the same time feels gross in your mouth. It can sometimes be just a tad bit slimey.

Ew this apple is so chaunchy! Move so I can spit it out!

by dibgibihukgjhgjnbvb May 21, 2019

Chauncey's Number

Not to be confused with the term Chauncy, which is not even similar.

Chauncey's number is the amount of time between when ant item, person or animal enters the world and when it inevitably touches a penis. This number is lower for girls named Kandi.

"Man, Stormi's Chauncey's Number is like, 15 years. She's wild."

"Bro, when we were skinny dipping, that turtle found out it's Chauncey's Number. Nasty."

by Samuel Gmoney October 24, 2019

Chaunce

Verb: Hang, hangout, chill, kickback, chaunce, party.

Jack: **Puts blunt behind ear, saunters to the door "I'm goin to chaunce. Anyone wanna chaunce?"
Bob: *gets off couch. "Sure man, I'll chaunce"
Jack: *1 hour later "Damn we chauncing hardddd".

by jackmatthews November 11, 2019