the colonel

when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite

i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.

by rocketmania August 3, 2006

cornelius fudge

While titty fucking a girl you take a shit on her stomach and make her lick your asshole clean.

"So last night I gave Anastasia a cornelius fudge and made her lick that shit clean."

by wingydingy May 11, 2006

cornelilous

small penis, gay faggot, loves talking about gay stuff

Dude did you just see that cornelilous stay away from him.

by i never lie2124 December 5, 2009

Cornelis

Cornelis de Man (1 July 1621, Delft – buried 1 September 1706, idem) was a Dutch painter.

Cornelis de Man created Painting of Whale-Oil Factory of the Amsterdam.

by aimer53 February 6, 2010

Colonelu'

gosu e.player

famos romanian e.player

by gigi marga June 3, 2003

Colonel Batty

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

by The steve meister November 22, 2004

colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013