Coke Zero

All the price of high street cocaine, Zero of the effects

Head One: "...so how was that gram you bought for a ton on Saturday then mate? Banging?"

Head Two: "Na man, that was a proper knock mate! Did some, felt a bit of a twitch at the beginning, then nothing after that!"

Head One: "Mate, you got done! Looks like you got hit with some Coke Zero there geez!"

by zeddmeister September 1, 2013

coke and sympathy

The phrase "coke and sympathy" is from the Rolling Stones song "Let it bleed", from the full length album of the same name. " and there will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke, and sympathy."

" I sure could use a little " coke and sympathy "right about now. As long as its Diet Coke".

by The Red Rider. February 11, 2017

Coke talk

When someone is extremely optimistic while on cocaine and says things or makes promises that they don't follow through with

Person on cocaine: "I really think I'm going to start eating healthy and working out again!"
Sober person: "oh, that's just coke talk."

by Boxdog January 18, 2018

Coke Bottle Massacre

When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.

your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.

by GSG January 9, 2007

coke cheese

Slang for a nice frosty Coca-Cola. Used only in the ghettos of Andover and Newton, MA. Straight Gangsta.

Original: Brian can I have some more coke cheese?

Improved: AYO BNIGZ HAND A BROTHA A COKE CHEESE AND A BOTTLE OF DAT EASY JESUS.

by JCREEP July 27, 2008

coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

coke chin

what happens to your chin when you clear the coke out of your sinuses over a period of time. the tissue gets saggy from all that snorty sinus clearing, giving even the skinniest of people a double chin

lindsay lohan, while still very skinny, has an amazing example of a coke chin.

by punkrockbeth September 23, 2008