Cockblock

A kid that won't shut the fuck up in class and keeps you from getting dick.

Goddamn it , Josh B . is such a COCKBLOCK!!!

by K.okay December 10, 2017

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

CockBlock

Christan

Christan is such a CockBlock

by asdfvghjkl May 21, 2018

cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.

He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me

by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018

CockBlockChain

when you're in a date and you mention Bitcoin and all of your cock achieving dreams die because of your own dumb self mentioning crypto currency. Dumbass.

"I CockBlockChained myself again! How will I deal with the duality of wanting to get laid but also mention my MASSIVE GAINS in the market???"

by jacksonferrell October 12, 2018

Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario

Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.

by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019

Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019