magic carpet

The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.

Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.

by Bootylix365 July 13, 2014

Magic Carpet Ride

1.) sharing the same experience with someone else who is equally as high on marijuana as you are. 2.)knowing what the other person is thinking while both high on marijuana 3.) Being on the same wavelength as someone else while high on marijuana.

Me and Jess were so high last night that whenever we looked at each other we went on a magic carpet ride

by crazypants12 December 17, 2008

blue carpet treatment

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.

One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

by Petey Nolith April 29, 2008

CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.

Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!

by chadlamo November 21, 2011

carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005