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contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.
the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock
by fire909 May 11, 2011
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Contrabute

lets shed a light on this circus looking contrabute
by Raptor Jones June 5, 2011
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Contradickhead

(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her
Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"

Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead
by EmJayee November 18, 2019
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"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.
Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.
by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007
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Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.
As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
by perogi April 26, 2011
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Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.
Not fair...we had an oral contract.
by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012
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disney contract

Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell
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