by Pokey crotch March 31, 2017
The cactus effect is the feeling when you've newly shaved your balls and your sack stings your penis.
by D-bed December 17, 2011
A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy
She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt
by chops82 December 29, 2014
Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.
"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."
by Radical Bob February 04, 2010
by ttbk January 16, 2010
Taking needles and putting them through your skin on your fingers and poking someone in the asshole until they fart in your face.
by A.R. McCumindabutt September 10, 2003
by thelazygeko May 26, 2004