Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.

"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."

by sarzia September 30, 2011

Booba Diving

Diving face first into a pair of boobs. Occasionally you have to come up for air.

Jeff: Look at that guy go, he's got it on tonight.

Brad: Yeah he's gone booba diving, we won't be seeing him for a while.

by Azzacadabra February 12, 2013

boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

Bobby Lashley

generally a confused wwe superstar who is reportedly called the most confused man on earth

ah man I’m so Bobby Lashley with this match

by hossgang21 June 2, 2019

bobbyjoedoodle

cat griller

bobbyjoedoodle is a cat griller

by MonthlyKills April 27, 2019

Bobby Flip

When you take LSD, MDMA and Ketamine in the one session

Ayo did you see Mills shat his pants after he bobby flipped?

by SandbagEleven October 19, 2021

Boob stare

The slack-jawed look of a typical man who is staring obviously at a womens boobs. The common man, while in this trance, is oblivious to all activities other than the bouncing of the target females boobs.

Usually ends disastrously (a slap to the face.)

Kasey: Oh. My. God. That freak Aaron is giving me a boob stare! Eeeeeewww...

Aaron: Hey bro, check it out! Are you seeing what i am seeing? Look at Kasey's boobs!!!

by Boobinator15 August 15, 2011