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The Bible

A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"

"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"

"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."

"AWWWWH, far out man!"

"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"

"Chilled man."

"What should we call this book, yo?"

"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."

"Yeah, like the town."

"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"

"Holy shit man!"
by Degree7 July 9, 2009
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thumping the bible

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.
by NickD September 6, 2008
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Babblegabbing

Another word that stands for "Ball Grabbing" with a male. preferably a girl to a guy. (Unless gay.)
That bitch just babblegabbed me.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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Bobblehead Doll

A bobblehead doll is a type of collectible doll. It's head is oversized compared to it's body. Instead of a solid connection, its head is connected to the body by a spring in such a way that a light tap will cause the head to bobble, hence the name.
Wow, did you see that new Michael Jackson bobblehead doll?
by Laura.. October 3, 2005
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babble babble

usually a word used to make noises and past time.

also used in Marilyn Manson's song "This Is The New Sh*t"
Tom: "Hey, what's up?"

Meagan: "Babble babble."


"Babble babble B**ch B**ch rebel rebel party party sex sex sex and don't forget the violence" -"This Is The New Sh*t" by Marilyn Manson
by Meagan Massacree February 6, 2009
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bible thumber

bible thumber is a family or person that trys to bring in a bible verse into every situation
that family are bible thumbers
by johnicas August 18, 2009
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bible

The Bible in 50 words...

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.
- What other book has all the words from the Bible?
- A dictionary.
by alvit May 20, 2009
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